Me in the morning
DEM PENGUINS DOE
when your teacher gossips about other teachers
Hater: “your blog is trash!”
dayum even dat trash looks classy doe
Shonda in the writer’s room.
The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
I thought it was age 7 too haha
my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same
also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it sounds like “bacon” with a bad jamaican accent
I’m British and I’ve just realised you’re right..
“good eye might”
OH MY GOD
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
We went to McDonalds!
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
Can you imagine that there were people complaining about this
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*or maybe just a sexy tombstone*